Monday, February 20, 2012

The Football Wife

My sweet friend Alison shared this with me last week and I wanted to pass it along to all my other football girlfriends and any other girlfriend living with a husband with a nutty profession. :-) Because I believe it can apply to many areas:

THE FOOTBALL WIFE
The good Lord was creating a model for football wives, and was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, “Lord you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What’s wrong with the standard model?”
The Lord replied, “ Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to 4 or 40 with an hour’s notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she is pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move to a new location 10 times in 17 years. And oh, yes. She must have six pairs of hands.”
The angel shook her head. “Six pairs of hands? No way.”
The Lord continued, “Don’t worry; we will make other wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband’s achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say, ‘I understand,’ when she doesn’t, and say ‘I love you,’ regardless.”
“Lord,” said the angel, touching his arm gently. “Go to bed and get some rest. You can finish this tomorrow.”
“I can’t stop now,” said the Lord. “I am so close to creating something unique. Already this model heals herself when she is sick, can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband and understand why it’s important he leave.”
The angel circled the model of the football wife, looked at it closely and sighed, “it looks fine, but it’s too soft.”
“She might look soft,” replied the Lord, “but she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure.”
Finally, the angel bent over and ran her fingers across the cheek of the Lord’s creation. “There’s a leak,” she announced. “Something is wrong with the construction. I am not surprised that it has cracked. You are trying to put too much into this model.”
The Lord appeared offended at the angel’s lack of confidence. “What you see is not a leak,” he said. “It’s a tear.”
“A tear? What is it there for?” asked the angel.
The Lord replied, “it’s for joy, sadness, pain, disappointment, loneliness, pride, and dedication to all the values that she and her husband hold dear.”
“You are a genius!” exclaimed the angel.
The Lord looked puzzled, and replied, “I didn’t put it there.”


4 comments:

Joey said...

Oh, Mia! This is just so wonderful. And quite true, I'd like to believe. It's so nice to have a friend who understands this lifestyle because not many realize how tough it really is. But this piece is so right, we are proud of our husbands and will always say "I understand," when all we want to is break down and beg them to stay. I see many "support dates" in our future this fall!

Katie said...

Obviously, I don't know how it is to be in your shoes. But I do know how hard it is to be separated from your love. K is lucky to have someone like you! :)

Amber said...

Aww, this is cute! You're a great wifey for dealing with your hubby's profession!

kerikatherine said...

I have this same print, only it says Army wife instead of football wife :) Love it!